No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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