My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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