Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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