My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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