Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
