Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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