Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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