he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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