He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
