i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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