Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
dude. I can hear the air.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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