i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
where am i from again
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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