what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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