My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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