So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize