please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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