she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Edward fifth and chaser hands
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
