I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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