You're so nebulous sometimes
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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