Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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