why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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