So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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