i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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