10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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