What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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