The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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