There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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