where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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