The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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