why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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