Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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