Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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