So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize