I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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