Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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