We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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