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weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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