Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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