You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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