she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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