Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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