dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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