Porn is love you can see.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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