yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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