How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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