Who did Billy Mays play for?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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