theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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