And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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