he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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