He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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