you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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