I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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