her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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