Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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