HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm