You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up